Parker Posin'

This is Parker, who was double fisted with some beers at a Wu-Tang concert. He said he had a beard but when he was shaving it off, kept the handlebar because it was corny. Extra points for the nappy mullet peeking from under the camo trucker hat. He said he washes his hair with whatever he finds that his girlfriend puts in the shower. "Enough to get the beer out of my mustache."