Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Don't groom while high

Guys in Philly are known to fill in their beards and hairlines with this black solution but this shit here is the downfall of man. It looks like our friend Trick Daddy snorted a 8-ball and started coloring in his face with a toothrbush and some Kiwi shoe polish. What's especially shocking about this is that the lines are (intended to be) sharp and precise, indicating a level of concentration and a commitment to some bastardized, delusional sense of quality that's beyond our level of comprehension. What a fucking mess. And that's exactly what your sheets and pillowcases will be if you let this negro sleep over.

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