Kanye West, Mullet thief?

Of all the things to steal. Kanye West, who never hesitates to remind us of how much a visionary he is, might have in fact swiped his new Afro-mullet (Frullet?) from some rapper named Tum Tum. West rocked the look during the inauguration festivities, and in all honestly, we kinda like the look just a tad bit, as it gives us some serious early 80s Theo Huxtable/ rat tail nostalgia. It's not bad per se -- in need of some sheen, no doubt, but not horrid -- just you know, different, which we certainly no longer find surprising from the man who hangs out like this in public. The most surprising thing in fact, has to be that he jacked the look from another rapper, which as we all know, goes against the Kanye code.

Bush's hair says it all

Oh come on. Watching Dubya's last conference, you had to feel a tinge of sympathy for the guy. Not only is he clearly not living on the same planet as us, well, look at him. His skin is wrinkly and ashen, and then there's his hair. Whoa. Of course Presidents go grey in the course of an administration -- that's to be expected -- but his scalp looks as brittle and dry as Texas earth in August. His hair honestly looks like you could pull it out with a slight tug. What he needs, in addition to the kind of personality overhaul only Dr. Phil, Deepak Chopra and Oprah combined could perform, is a series of deep conditioning sessions -- perhaps including eggs, olive oil and mayonnaise. At the very least, he needs a few treatments with hot oil. Isn't that ironic?

Drew Barrymore, back on that shit?

Oh Drew. We love you. We positively adore you, not least for overcoming a strong affinity for blow and developing a kick ass career based largely on your persona as a girl next door. But here darling your locks are giving us...skeed up 80s starlet and we're not entirely sure it's a good thing. Yes, it's fashion forward and a smidge glamorous, and we love that you've taken a risk. However, sweetie, you kind of look like you've just emerged from a two day bender. You've even managed, presumably with lots of teasing and hairspray, to make Caucasian hair look nappy. Gabrielle Union is so pissed with you right now.

The worst hair of 2008

Hollywod.com catalogues the worst hair of 2008. Among the offenders, Tyra and her crimps. Granted, she looks like a cheap mannequin from a window one of those "love" shops peddling strap-ons and maid uniforms to puritanical suburbanites, but I've definitely seen worse. What, no Fantasia? Remy Ma gets a pass? Somewhere a Korean shop owner in a questionable part of town is drafting a complaint letter as we speak.

The man, the myth, the football

Obviously, his gubernatorial office was in complete shambles -- and we can't imagine what a sewage plant his personal life must be -- but (former) Gov. Blagojevich did not fuck around when it came to the hair. According to reports, Blago would explode into a rage if his preferred Paul Mitchell brush was not in reach at all times. Dude even nicknamed it "The Football." Could you imagine this maniacal jackass brushing his hair in a meeting? We guess he should be commended though; he's one of few politicians who've managed to escape the helmet hair epidemic. It does look pretty lush and thick, leading us to believe he might be fully devoted to the entire Paul Mitchell line. We kind of want to put our hands it in, although if a lot of people have their way we can probably ask some other prisoners how it feels.

She's Back

Repeat offender Fantasia -- remember this fiasco? -- performed on "American Idol" recently sporting this Kool-Aid red do. Girl, stop! And what creamator did her makeup? We're making peace with the fact that Fannie Mae will always be a hot bamma mess, and are thus coming to appreciate her follicle felonies as quality camp theater.

Back to the grill agan

Pop quiz! Damn, where've we been?
a. hiding from our baby moms, and the dude whose identity we stole
b. high and drunk
c. not doing shit
d. all the above

Whatever you picked, you're right. Nevertheless we're back. Today, we celebrate our return to raising hair with this unbelievably shitty dome by R. Kelly. Some have said this is highly inappropriate considering he's accused on peeing on girls heads, but even if he wasn't it still would be a mess. No, it's more than that -- it's a sign dude has fully lost it.