The man, the myth, the football

Obviously, his gubernatorial office was in complete shambles -- and we can't imagine what a sewage plant his personal life must be -- but (former) Gov. Blagojevich did not fuck around when it came to the hair. According to reports, Blago would explode into a rage if his preferred Paul Mitchell brush was not in reach at all times. Dude even nicknamed it "The Football." Could you imagine this maniacal jackass brushing his hair in a meeting? We guess he should be commended though; he's one of few politicians who've managed to escape the helmet hair epidemic. It does look pretty lush and thick, leading us to believe he might be fully devoted to the entire Paul Mitchell line. We kind of want to put our hands it in, although if a lot of people have their way we can probably ask some other prisoners how it feels.